Do i get a prize for being the highest posting newbie!! lol just thought i would bring that to peoples attention! ( something small like a zebra or something! )
I've tried similar tactics on Rob, you better give up now as it doesn't work . I know it sounds corny but you're already a winner, just think about everything you have learnt in your short time here .
McEve, might as well forget about getting a zebra out of Rob. What about that duck he has, it would look nice sitting in my oven next to some tatties and neeps
Tatties and neeps wi duck ........................what you people like south of the border...................you have Haggis with neeps and tatties...............and Haggis ........which is even rarer than zebras...............but you do see the odd one up in the heelins from time to time ..............but they are well out of shooting distance..............but the dogs give em a good chase if we do happen to see one
sid...........perfection dont come easy ,but i get by
Then of course there is the rare hypancistrus haggi, mutated from an age old ancetor of the Zebra. This is a very reclusive animal that has evolved to wlk the highlands of scotland, scavanging through heathen dustbins for old tetra-prima cartins, and soggie bits of courgette!!.
This illusive beastie can only bee seen at night with the use of a haggis lens, which acts inverts the stripes to make them illuminescent!
The perfect white lie..."Of course I didn't pay that much for the fish honey"
Excuse the ignorance what with being from south of the border and all but I'm pretty sure that you can have Orkney Clapshot with Haggis too. What I'd like to know is when does a swede cease to be a swede and become a rutabagas, does this only happen north of the border?
No problems with Haggis down south, only the other day I saw a flock of Haggis fly by presumably back from their nesting grounds in north Africa .