I think the abbreviations used here are not specific to Zebras but used in the fishkeeping hobby generally and will crop up wherever these discussions take place. We all have gone through the same thing as you. The best thing to do if you're reading a post that has an abbreviation or something, just jump in and ask what it means. Then it'll be explained and then you'll know!

Don't be intimidated... We've all been in the same boat as you at some point.
For the record, I'll try and list a few of the ones I've learned, but please bear in mind, it is not necessary to have an honorary degree in chemistry to keep your fish happy. If you understand the basic principles, then all you need is to test your water and keep it within acceptable parameters, all of which are provided in general terms - like what pH is good, temperature, good quality water (i.e. no nitrite or ammonia and nitrates kept under control)... it can be as simple or complicated as you make it.
RO =
Reverse
Osmosis - a type of filtration that removes nearly everything from tapwater leaving behind almost pure water.
TDS -
Total
Dissolved
Solids -dissolved ions in solution - stuff like Calcium, Magnesium, Sodium, Iron, Manganese, Bicarbonate, Nitrate, etc. Some of these are positive ions and some are negative ions, which I believe is why TDS is measured with a conductivity meter.
pH is 'Potential Hydrogen' I believe - and is a measure of the acid or alkaline strength of water. Part of this equation is
KH, which is Carbonate Hardness or Buffering Capacity - the ability of a solution to resist change in pH with the addition of acid (such as is produced by the addition of carbon dioxide (CO2) produced by fish/plant respiration - when dissolved in water CO2 becomes Carbonic Acid) If your KH is low, your buffering capacity is also low and your pH is more susceptible to swings when acids are introduced.
GH = General Hardness and measures Calcium and Magnesium (see TDS above) dissolved in the water. It's hard to explain how these affect water without it sounding like a chemistry lesson (which would make my brain explode too), but it's how they bond with others salts and things present in the water affecting the overall hardness of the water.
Is that better or worse?
