Since this is the Random area i thought id put down some of the things that the people who come into my store have said, I only thought of this today because a customer just cracked me up and i was in tears, she just didnt get why.
I was working around the fish tanks checking for any lose of life, which you have to do and the women had spotted what i was actually doing. So she started talking to me about it and i aint kidding she asked me,
"Do you do a service for all the dead fish?"
and i replied "No Love i just aint that religious". My work colleague over heard it and had to sit out for half hour cause he just couldnt breath lol.
It may have been one of those you had to be there moments but im still laughing about it now lol.
If there are any other slightly dim customers comments will post them for ya lol.
Cheers
Chris