Rob wrote:Then of course there is the rare hypancistrus haggi, mutated from an age old ancetor of the Zebra. This is a very reclusive animal that has evolved to wlk the highlands of scotland, scavanging through heathen dustbins for old tetra-prima cartins, and soggie bits of courgette!!.
This illusive beastie can only bee seen at night with the use of a haggis lens, which acts inverts the stripes to make them illuminescent!
This story kinda reminds me about the Australian Dropbears...... only more vicious !
McEve are you referring to Phascolarctus Bityness. Did you know that there are four sub-species: Common Drop Bear, Burrowing Drop Bear, Alpine Drop Bear and the Aquatic Drop Bear. Mind you they do not compare to a Haggis in rutting season.
I think it must have been the common dropbear I was told about one late night at the campfire. This was out in the bush close to Alice Springs, and there aren't anything Alpine or Auquatic life out there The ones I was told about live in trees, and they are very very vicious.... but I understand that they in no way can compete with the hypancistrus haggi....
BTW, do they come wrapped in a gut like the common haggis...?
I am the 11th best poster out off 116 not back considering i have only been on a few weeks! once again i apoligise for my random posts! i like to share my excitement with people!
that would be you adam! as you full well know hehe! big head! the McEve then Rob the Dr.p then i really cant be assed to carry on!! lol all i know is i am 11th, AND I AM GREAT! LOL
Really I'm number one, can't say that I've ever checked to see .
Shell231 wrote:11th, AND I AM GREAT! LOL
Who's being the big head now .
Hey Shell, I just noticed that you've put some location details in your profile. I use to live in Buckhurst hill about six years ago, that's just up the road from you.
I allowed to be big headed lol ! it say so it the site disclaimer! yea buckhurst hill is about 5 mins from my house! why you move from there it is a lovely area!
It was too difficult to get to work, I use to work in Liverpool street then and the commuting was killing me. Have you been along Lea Bridge High Road at 08:00 in the morning? Living in Essex didn't really agree with me I missed north London too much , so I sold up and moved. I must agree Buckhurst hill/ Loughton is a very nice area.
LOL well for a sexual mature colony of zebras i would "lick sour-cream from Micheal Douglas's naval" lol excuse my un lady like terms lol and yes i would move lol ( sorry if post offends anyone!)
Shell231 wrote:lick sour cream from Micheal Douglas's naval
Sorry I just couldn't help quoting that Shell, what are you like . I think you just made a few guys days here. You've just given me writers block, what else can I say other than be careful what you wish for . Can someone please pluck this conversation out of the gutter, McEve help!!!
The ones I was told about live in trees, and they are very very vicious.... but I understand that they in no way can compete with the hypancistrus haggi....
. Carry on like that and you'll be number one, who's number one by the way?
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Living in Essex didn't really agree with me I missed north London too much 
, so I sold up and moved. I must agree Buckhurst hill/ Loughton is a very nice area.
. I think you just made a few guys days here. You've just given me writers block, what else can I say other than be careful what you wish for 