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Tip of the day

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:19 pm
by sharko
Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.

...now what is yours?

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:01 pm
by McEve
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

:lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:30 pm
by sharko
You will understand a parent's love when
you hold your own child in your arms.

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:47 pm
by zeberdy
Sometimes it is better to say nothing and let people think you are stupid, than to say something and confirm their suspicions.

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:03 am
by sharko
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is
someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:40 am
by sharko
When someone becomes a memory,
that memory becomes a treasure.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:47 am
by Barbie
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!

sorry, it's my favorite :oops:

Barbie

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:31 pm
by sharko
Men always want to be a woman's first love...
Women like to be a man's last romance.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:50 am
by Shell231
Never eat yellow snow!

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:01 pm
by Dr. P
Don't P into the wind.