Stealing fish? Lemme tell you a story...
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:23 pm
In eight years of working at various LFS's in Texas and Colorado, here are the some incidents where livestock was stolen:
Despite all of this I still have faith in people; the vast majority are honest. Most people want to do the right thing. But the bad ones tend to be very memorable.
- 1. Thief comes in holding a fast food drink cup, XLG size. After thief leaves we realize all the seahorses had been stolen out of a show tank. Evidently the cup was empty and he filled it with saltwater from the tank.
2. Couple comes in with three kids (all must have been less than seven years old). Immediately the kids start destroying the store - chasing each other, knocking over displays. While we, staff, are busy chasing the kids, the parents take $1,800 worth of Discus. I'm still not quite sure how.
3. Couple comes in. The woman is wearing a really, really thin blouse (read see-thru), short skirt and, well there is no polite way to put this, no underwear. While she puts on a show for the staff, bending over to see what is in the aquariums on the lowest row, the guy helps himself to at least $600 worth of corals out of open top reef system.
4. Woman comes in with large purse. After she leaves we notice a trail of drips to the front door and we are missing a sea anemone.
5. Guy walks in front door, walks straight to discus show tank, climbs on step stool to reach the top, grabs a net from the side of the tank (where we hung them on a peg), catches discus, puts discus in pocket and walks out to a waiting car. I was so stunned I didn't even try to stop him. Seriously, I saw what was happening, but my mind was saying: He can't really be doing what I think he's doing.
Despite all of this I still have faith in people; the vast majority are honest. Most people want to do the right thing. But the bad ones tend to be very memorable.