Tip of the day

sharko · Post by **sharko** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:19 pm

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.

...now what is yours?

McEve · Post by **McEve** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:01 pm

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

sharko · Post by **sharko** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:30 pm

You will understand a parent's love when
you hold your own child in your arms.

zeberdy · Post by **zeberdy** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:47 pm

Sometimes it is better to say nothing and let people think you are stupid, than to say something and confirm their suspicions.

sharko · Post by **sharko** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:03 am

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is
someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

sharko · Post by **sharko** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:40 am

When someone becomes a memory,
that memory becomes a treasure.

Post by **Barbie** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:47 am

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!

sorry, it's my favorite

Barbie

sharko · Post by **sharko** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:31 pm

Men always want to be a woman's first love...
Women like to be a man's last romance.

Shell231 · Post by **Shell231** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:50 am

Never eat yellow snow!

Dr. P · Post by **Dr. P** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:01 pm

Don't P into the wind.