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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (are you ready? . this is a beauty ...)



My stupid computer keeps saying,


"YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

LMAO


A runner is running along a path, when we comes upon a gorgeous blonde woman. He runs up next to her and motions for her to pull off her ear phones. She says, "I can't. I'll die." Puzzled, he slows down and follows her for awhile. Then, ticked off, he runs up again, and motions to her. "I can't. I'll die.", she says. He backs off again. Now, really mad, he runs up and pushes the headphones off her ears. She falls over dead. Entirely perplexed, he picks up the head phones and listens....







"Breathe in, breathe out...breathe in, breathe out"

They've put a smile on my face, please keep them coming

Question for you guys, why do you keep on at the blondes?