Stealing fish? Lemme tell you a story...

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What is your reaction to the above?

Total shock. I had no idea.
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8%
Not surprising. People will steal anything.
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54%
You live in Texas and no one stole fish by putting them in a 10 gallon cowboy hat?
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8%
Shoplifters should pet the nice stonefish!
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29%
 
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Stealing fish? Lemme tell you a story...

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In eight years of working at various LFS's in Texas and Colorado, here are the some incidents where livestock was stolen:
  • 1. Thief comes in holding a fast food drink cup, XLG size. After thief leaves we realize all the seahorses had been stolen out of a show tank. Evidently the cup was empty and he filled it with saltwater from the tank. :evil:

    2. Couple comes in with three kids (all must have been less than seven years old). Immediately the kids start destroying the store - chasing each other, knocking over displays. While we, staff, are busy chasing the kids, the parents take $1,800 worth of Discus. I'm still not quite sure how. :?:

    3. Couple comes in. The woman is wearing a really, really thin blouse (read see-thru), short skirt and, well there is no polite way to put this, no underwear. While she puts on a show for the staff, bending over to see what is in the aquariums on the lowest row, the guy helps himself to at least $600 worth of corals out of open top reef system. :oops:

    4. Woman comes in with large purse. After she leaves we notice a trail of drips to the front door and we are missing a sea anemone. :x

    5. Guy walks in front door, walks straight to discus show tank, climbs on step stool to reach the top, grabs a net from the side of the tank (where we hung them on a peg), catches discus, puts discus in pocket and walks out to a waiting car. I was so stunned I didn't even try to stop him. Seriously, I saw what was happening, but my mind was saying: He can't really be doing what I think he's doing. :shock:
All of the above were one time incidents. Much more common was for a thief to follow a customer with a big fish purchase to the register. The thief pays for a bag of feeder guppies ($2.00), leaves the feeder guppies in the customer's pile of fish bags and walks out with something much more valuable the customer got - like a $75 torch coral or similar.

Despite all of this I still have faith in people; the vast majority are honest. Most people want to do the right thing. But the bad ones tend to be very memorable.
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A rear naked choke seems to help curb Shoplifters... and if it don't.. after they wake up from the choke.. !
Perhaps play around with their limbs....arm bar, wrist lock, ankle/foot lock or whatever .... then break off what ever limb they stole with and beat them with it. :lol: This would of worked well for the guy you seen putting discus in his pocket..

I call it Ju Jitsu Justice :!:

peace

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CDNAqua wrote:A rear naked choke seems to help curb Shoplifters... and if it don't.. after they wake up from the choke.. !
Perhaps play around with their limbs....arm bar, wrist lock, ankle/foot lock or whatever .... then break off what ever limb they stole with and beat them with it. :lol: This would of worked well for the guy you seen putting discus in his pocket..

I call it Ju Jitsu Justice :!:

peace

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watch out troy, they might use triangle lock in return if you are not very careful while you are attacking :lol:
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funny i would just keep a taser in the drawer...
much more efficeint and perfectly legal (depending on where you live)
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Bob's buying me an english mastiff puppy for the store, lol. People always look at me in amazement when I talk about needing the cameras to keep down theft. Eventually I'll have a machine set up just to burn videos to dvd to use. I've had people steal fish in all sorts of things. The lady with a bag in her purse was one of my favorite. I watched her, let her get finished and start to leave THEN stopped her. She refused to open her purse, so I tipped it upside down :p.

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Barbie, you are so right about the dog!

One store I worked at the owner had a doberman named Nothing (yep, that was really his name!) who stayed behind the register. Things got stolen, but much less than at other stores. I was there when a customer started screaming at the owner about not getting a refund on something.

Nothing simply put his front paws on the counter and his growling muzzle less than a foot from the guy's face. The guy just turned pale white and left without saying a further word.

Nothing was a real sweetheart otherwise. A sucker for chin rubs and little kids. :D
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i have seen a jardini arowana stuffed into a $10 bottle of flakes and paid for
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This world is crazy.... :shock:

Too complicated...
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