The Husband Store - for those with a sense of humour

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az1
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The Husband Store - for those with a sense of humour

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THE HUSBAND STORE
>
> The Husband Store
> A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
> where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
> the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
>
> You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
> attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
> There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
> floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
> except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
> kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
> and are extremely good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
> housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These
> men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
> housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
> sign
> reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
> no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
> A new wives store opened across the street.
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
> The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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Frontyking
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